girlslovesextoo:

I can’t believe I’ve only been gone two weeks; it feels like years.

Yes, he’s out there. And yes, you will find him someday.

fraternityrow:

Hello Penis: the HOLY FUCK edition

Almost as long as his forearm. And he’s got long arms.

If there were a loving God, I’d be teleported right into this room at this instant.

“Bro, I told you I needed the place to myself this afternoon. But as long as you’re here, why don’t you stop pretending you’re 100% straight and get your mouth on this cock?”

Hot, but also shows why you should only try this on the express lines, not the local.

Daddy, can we go to the park today?

That moment when you wake up on the floor of your frat brother’s room and think: 1) how drunk were we? 2) what does he remember? 3) can we do it again?

Huh. Who knew Chris Evans had an older cousin?

fagsmut:

From Jess and Ryan Bareback. See more at SeanCody.

Choking/breath play with two hands is remarkably fucking stupid; don’t try this at home, boys and girls.